This is a story to squirm your way through. The narrator is a revolting creature, lecherously observing his daughter-in-law whilst insisting on his own good character:
“It has never been my habit to move with prostitutes or other women of that type. Not even once have I made a lewd remark to a lady or suggested some dubious act to anyone other than my wife.”
Yes, he doth protest too much. In some ways very little happens other than a lot of unpleasant looking and self-justification, but the story is a masterclass in dramatic irony and the final scene is a tragi-comic farce that has you pitying and despising the narrator in equal measure. A beautifully judged character study to put you off your tea.
First published in The Baffler in slightly different form, 2013, available here. Collected in One Point Two Billion, Daunt Books, 2015