I might have saved my favourite until last. In this story, Hilary Mantel takes a violent revenge fantasy – a counterfactual assassination of Margaret Thatcher by an IRA gunman after a stay at a Windsor eye clinic – and, without neutralising the fantasy’s political motivation, transforms it into a profound reflection on the nature of history.
The narrator is expecting a local workman, Duggan, who is to fix her faulty boiler. But the man who turns up at her door and lets himself in is not Duggan. She assumes the intruder must be one of the hundreds of press photographers who have descended on her neighbourhood since the prime minister arrived:
‘How much will you get for a good shot?’
‘Life without parole,’ he said.
I laughed. ‘It’s not a crime.’
‘That’s my feeling.’
But as he opens his “boiler man’s bag” and removes the “metal parts, which, even in my ignorance, I knew were not part of a photographer’s kit,” the narrator begins to understand that her flat has been chosen for its perfect vantage point over the eye clinic’s rear entrance, from which Thatcher is expected to depart.
The story transforms into something unexpectedly profound when the narrator leads the gunman into a dark corridor to show him a secret exit by which he might be able to escape, and the secret exit becomes a metaphor for the contingent nature of history: “note the power of the door in the wall that you never saw was there. And note the cold wind that blows through it, when you open it a crack. History could always have been otherwise.”
Then the characters return to the bedroom with its view over the clinic ready for Thatcher’s departure, and the story concludes with the event its title promises, an event that never happened but could have, with:
One easy wink of the world’s blind eye: ‘Rejoice,’ he says. ‘Fucking rejoice.’
First published in The Guardian in September, 2014, and available to read here. Collected in The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher, Fourth Estate, 2014)