‘The Things That Carried Him’ by Chris Jones

Form and craft are very seductive forces, I feel, and I confess I’m still at the stage in life where I am enamoured by journalism that reads like fiction. I just love the convergence of real people and good storytelling. Pieces like this often make me think about our default instinct to narrate chronologically, to replay how time has struck us, and Jones’s essay shows that a human life can be narrated in many directions and it can begin with an ending.

First published in Esquire, May 2008. Read here

‘Sredni Vashtar’ by Saki

and ‘The Way Up to Heaven’ by Roald Dahl (first published in The New Yorker, February 27, 1954. Collected in Kiss Kiss, Knopf 1960)

I will write about these two stories in one because they are completely mingled in my memory – I read both as a child and they taught me that cruelty and death are wonderful and thrilling conclusions when a story winds itself up tight enough. They remind me of the misanthropy I found so essential to childhood, where the world of adults is always telling you what to do and when, and how totally satisfying it was to read about nastiness, how bruising a perfect punchline should be.

First published in The Chronicles of Clovis 1912; collected in Alfred Hitchcock Presents Stories They Wouldn’t Let Me Do on TV, Max Reinhardt Ltd 1957; Pan Books 1960. It can be read here

‘The Way Up to Heaven’ by Roald Dahl

and ‘Sredni Vashtar’ by Saki (collected in The Chronicles of Clovis, 1912)

I will write about these two stories in one because they are completely mingled in my memory – I read both as a child and they taught me that cruelty and death are wonderful and thrilling conclusions when a story winds itself up tight enough. They remind me of the misanthropy I found so essential to childhood, where the world of adults is always telling you what to do and when, and how totally satisfying it was to read about nastiness, how bruising a perfect punchline should be.

First published in The New Yorker, February 27, 1954. Collected in Kiss Kiss, Knopf, 1960

‘What I Was Told by the Woman at Shepherd’s Bush Station Last Week’ by the Woman at Shepherd’s Bush

A strange little lady in a hat that said GO, seemingly overwhelmed by the need to share her life with someone, turned to me and began our impromptu exchange with ‘the roof of my house fell in and it is mess everywhere’ and I thought for a split second of the time I spent working in a school and how children would tell me about their lives with a lack of social lead up that always left me pleasantly surprised and, admittedly, relieved, because I often find the pleasantries of adulthood taxing, so I turned to her and said ‘was it mould or something? damp?’ and she said she didn’t know but it was awful, dust everywhere, so probably not mould, and even her dog is sick now, ‘can you imagine I have to wear a mask at home? so much dust. the dog sniffles, she is…’ and then she gave me a stellar impression of the dog and I said something consoling and then she said ‘so that is why I have this’ and then pointed to the inner corner of her right eye, which was bloodshot, presumably irritated by the dust, and I said ‘I see, that’s terrible’ and she nodded and the exchange was finished, having entered my life with neither a beginning nor really an end, so it’s spilled into the rest of my life and I keep telling people about it and each time someone laughs about it I feel closer to having resolved its presence in my life

First told to me on February 27, 2024 in Shepherd’s Bush, London

‘Emergency Stop’ by Armstrong and Miller

There are three fundamental things I love about short stories: their brevity is a perfect and easily consumed escape, they are made for sharing with others and starting conversation, and they make me think about form. This sketch by Armstrong and Miller is 35 seconds long and when I was a teenager it ticked every one of those boxes.

From The Armstrong and Miller Show, first shown in 2006 on BBC One. Watch here

‘Cathedral’ by Raymond Carver

I’ve buried this story deep in my anthology here, but it’s actually the story that gave me the idea to create a collection around endings. Carver’s narrator is a belligerent and unsympathetic character and in some ways seems infected by his thinking, like his notions and resentments are permanently germinating under the surface. His reluctance to look past himself means the reader has to read through his murk, and in the process of the story he is disassembled slowly, until it ends with a sudden light, a release of breath.

First published in the Atlantic Monthly, in 1981. Collected in Cathedral, Knopf 1983. Read here

Actions I perform that I believe are short stories, that brief syncope

When I release the control on a tape measure or retractable dog lead and the cord or metal tongue slams itself back into its sheath with mortal velocity, when I get a real flow going while slicing vegetables and the knife doesn’t leave the cutting board, when I clean the windows with old newspaper and with each swipe I soften its crinkles to mush while staring at the tree outside which begins to seem brighter, when I say a brief prayer for someone running for the bus, when I call my little brother but hang up before he can finish saying ‘hello’ and then repeat this several times, cackling, until he begins to decline my calls, when I hear my neighbour switch his light off at the end of the day, when I close the window so I cannot hear my neighbour’s conversation, when I blow a kiss as a goodbye to my friend and ask myself where I picked up that awful habit, when I plunge a fresh pot of coffee, when I smile at a child who does not smile back, when I serve a bowl of pasta, when I take the first bite, when I begin to resent the lilies in the vase because they reek of piss.

Introduction

A simple working definition, the simplest. Short, so it can be read in one sitting, perhaps on a train, between calls, in a bath or a bar. Stories of note, any narrative text experienced with a particular intensity when it was first read, which has lingered and not let one go, and to which I return.

Sometimes it’s not clear why a story stands out over time. The fact one returns to it means there is juice remaining, there are questions outstanding, or a reappraisal is called for as our ways of living, of reading and writing, unfold and change.

‘Book of Job’ by Anon

A boy, ten years of age, cocks an air rifle. He squints along the barrel, aiming at a sheep. Do it and you’ll think Job lucky roars a voice from the hedge, the farmer’s voice. The boy runs. He knows the tale well and flees the farmer’s wrath to come.

The Book of Job is the short story to which I most frequently return. I’ve lived with and through it since childhood. God and the devil bet on whether Job’s loyalty to the former is instrumental, and based on self-interest alone. If his wealth and health and family are taken from him, will he lose faith?

Job’s response has nothing to do with patience. He has committed no crime and objects to the unjust way in which he is being treated. Job is a voice of protest. He takes his complaint to the highest court of appeal. “I cannot keep quiet: in my anguish of spirit I shall speak, in my bitterness of soul I shall complain.” He challenges omnipotent injustice face to face.

The Book of Job casts about for the cause of human suffering, asks what our response should be, hits upon a limit to human understanding, and shapes a way of writing about it, breeding poetry from prose. It has prompted many other texts and reflections – from Milton to Thomas Hobbes, to Thomas Hardy and Kafka, from Liberation theologian Gustavo Giuttierez to the late Italian autonomist Toni Negri. Long may it continue to do so.

First published as a handwritten papyrus scroll sometime between 700 BCE and 400 BCE, much translated and anthologised in editions of The Bible, and available to read in the 1599 Geneva version here

‘The Miller’s Tale’ by Geoffrey Chaucer

No story is an island. Chaucer doesn’t provide us with an omnibus of unconnected pilgrim’s tales. In his telling of their imagined telling, he describes how the stories are listened to and received, heard in a context, and are questioned and countered and called out.

The Canterbury Tales vary stylistically, and by genre, and are in robust dialogue with each other. They draw on the vernacular, on scholarship, on jokes and on European sources, the latter of which may or may not be known to their imagined auditors and actual readers. This canonical sequence of tales is in fact a contestation, structuring the pecking order of its performers, and undermining it at the same time.

The bawdy and hilarious Miller’s Tale, in which a husband is cuckolded and the seducer gets his comeuppance from a rival, is a wonderfully improbable deceit in which the husband is persuaded into a barrel suspended in the loft, while buttocks are bared at dark windows. It is a searing rebuttal of the idea of aristocratic chivalry, the subject of the opening tale told by a questionable Knight, who is put firmly in his place, namely knocked from it. There’s little the reader can rely on. Having concluded his story, the miller is then humiliated in the Reeve’s tale, from which courtly love and extramarital affection are pointedly absent. Meanings and values are highly unstable and nobody’s safe in their saddle.

The Canterbury Tales have no particular direction of travel, whatever the title suggests. The convoy fails to reach its destination. Far from providing a solid foundation for a national literature, this unfinished collection, and the apology from Chaucer which accompanies it, is a sloping and slippery platform of hazard for readers and writers. And that’s been a good thing. We must think on our toes or our arses expose.

First circulated as handwritten manuscripts from 1380, first printed in 1476 by William Caxton, and available to read here

‘Kings in Exile’ by Aleksander Wat, translated by Lillian Vallee

Aleksander Wat’s writing was remarkably ambitious. He sought to undermine the order of literature and politics throughout Europe. A former Dadaist, he held Polish literature in contempt.

‘Kings in Exile’ imagines an impossible history well worth thinking about. A Congress of dethroned European Kings sets up a republic on a vacant volcanic island in the Indian Ocean, which is then cut off for centuries. History goes into reverse. The Isle of Kings quickly reverts to absolutism, declines into war and poverty, and becomes feudal. In the year 2431 a black professor leads a scientific expedition to the rediscovered island. From an airship the predominantly black team observes a battle between two white and hairy barbarian chiefs.

I favour writing that probes the unpredictable turbulence of history, and the curious ideas which it generates, over writing – valuable as it is – about the occasional, or comings of age, the lyrical or fleeting. Looking back on the collection in which this story appears, Wat said it was a warning against totalitarianism and “a confrontation of all humanity’s basic ideas – morality, religion, even love.” He went on to be a leading communist intellectual before being imprisoned in the Soviet Union and breaking with Stalinism. Or vice versa.

This collection first appeared when I was working for Charter 88, the constitutional reform campaign, just before we held a major conference on the future of the monarchy. Outside the academy the moments are rare when reading for pleasure, for a speaking engagement, and for the day job converge.

First published in Polish in Bezrobotny Lucyfer, Hoesick Warsaw, 1927, and in English in Lucifer Unemployed, Northwestern University Press, 1990

‘Arrival of the Hallamoor’ by Eugene Jolas

During the interwar years Eugene Jolas championed the modernist writing of Joyce and Doblin and Beckett and Schwitters. As editor of the journal Transition, he actively confronted literary nemeses – “the banal word, monotonous syntax, static psychology, descriptive naturalism” – which still mire much narrative fiction.

Jolas believed the short story would be succeeded by the paramyth, “a kind of epic wonder tale giving an organic synthesis of the individual and universal unconscious, the dream, the daydream, the mystic vision.” The paramyth might evolve, he thought, into a “phantasmagoric mixture of the poem in prose, the popular tale of folklore, the psychograph, the essay, the myth, the saga, the humoresque.” The new form would birth a new syntax: “The language of the paramyth will be logomantic, a kind of music, a mirror of a four dimensional universe.”

He provided a dozen examples, one from Kafka, others from names long forgotten, a few by himself. During one of these , ‘Arrival of the Hallamoor’ three readers are executed in the British Library.

“I tatterambled around London,” he writes.” I was no longer I… I was an arboreal mammal with a long muzzle and a dark fur that tinklepalpitated with the percussions from the streetnoises. My eyes were discs sunglinting hugely. My paws were knife protuberances.” As he arrives in the old reading room:

“Suddenly I felt hungergrip. With a hop and a grunt I was on a large Oxford Dictionary that stood on a rotating desk. I began to tear pages from the volume. The letters L and N were soon in my muzzle, and I felt relieved as I avidchewed the pages.”

The years of Transition were a watershed moment, suggesting and permitting new directions for writing. Did we explore them all, might we still?

First published in Transition 23, July 1935

‘The Greatest Story in the World’ by Henry Treece

A young man, in a time of war, is setting out to write the greatest story in the world. For four pages the author lists – with irony? – what the novice must overlook and forget if he’s to get underway, from “The gap toothed window high above his head, empty of glass as a poet’s hand of pence” to a fish glue factory “acrid as a jackal’s dream.”

The new writer fails once. “Who am I to make or break a world,” he asks himself, terrified. But on he goes. He fails twice. “There is no story in me,” he laments, “there is no story in the world of men. For the world is only a living graveyard, the crafty antechamber to death. The only story is pain…” At this point the reader will have realised Treece is not drafting a student primer with a happy ending. The story that matters will never be written, he concludes: “It is only the dead who can write the words of gold: and their pens are dry.”

He’s overstating his case. No doubt he knows it. But in a few pages enduring questions about meaning and making, selection, ethics, motivation, application, and modes of writing are raised.

The New Apocalyptics were a mythologised group of wartime poets, essayists and short story writers of which Treece was a leading member and editor. They drew variously on surrealism, neo-romanticism, anarchism, Christian iconography, myth and extreme day-to-day wartime experiences. They typed in a blacked out and blitzed corridor between the modernism of the Transition years and the comic and sometimes angry realism of the fifties.

After the war Treece made a fresh start, becoming a highly successful writer of historical fiction for children. The Children’s CrusadeViking’s Dawn and, above all, Man with a Sword – about a local resistance hero, Hereward the Wake – were how I learnt to read.

Long disregarded and slighted, the wartime poetry of the apocalyptics has recently been anthologised to great acclaim. Their short stories should be too.

First published in The White Horseman: Prose and Verse of the New Apocalypse, ed. G. F. Hendry and Henry Treece, Routledge, 1941, and collected in I Cannot Go Hunting Tomorrow, Grey Walls Press, 1946